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I need twitter because I don't have another forum in my life where I can rant/commiserate about the wrong opinions of people who think Jonathan Toews is overrated, like, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM. DO THEY EVEN WATCH HOCKEY? DO THEN KNOW WHAT A CORSI NUMBER IS? CAN I EXPLAIN HOW IT TRANSLATES TO "FUCK YOU, HE IS TOO GOOD AT HOCKEY"? HE HAS THE BEST FACEOFF WIN PERCENTAGE IN THE NHL. Get outttt.

Also, now that I've broken up with tumblr, where do I blather about how Patricks Kane and Sharp are definitely having a ton of amazing sex and Johnny is definitely not jealous, nope, he's not angrily jerking off in his empty, cold, silent hotel room, thinking about seeing them in the hallway, Kaner tipped against Sharpy's side, laughing, head back, the long pale stretch of his throat, and Sharpy finally managing to get the key to swipe and guiding Kaner into the room with a hand on the small of his back. Johnny isn't thinking about any of that and he's definitely not jealous of Sharpy probably pushing Kaner down on the bed, shoving him around a little, biting that vulnerable spot on the side of Kaner's neck, rolling Kaner onto his belly and stripping him out of his clothes and absolutely in no way does Johnny come while picturing Kaner looking back over his shoulder, saying c'mon, do it, because that image would sear itself into his mind and in the morning when he sees Sharpy lean over and say something to Kaner at breakfast with a mischievous smirk, Johnny would cough and feel the back of his neck get red and almost choke on his eggs. And obviously that's undignified, so it does not happen. At all.

...THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
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