haiku dispatches from civil procedure

all civ pro profs make
things too complicated, per
the job description.

so bored in this class
Erie doctrine makes me nap
this isn’t THAT hard

seven minutes left
time creeps forward so slowly
let me out of here

when will civ pro end
already sick of Erie
I long for freedom

if you’re having girl
problems I feel bad for you
but civ pro sucks too.

wake up a gunner
civ pro crushes will to care
go to bed peaceful

hey, I just met you
and this is crazy, but I’m
trapped in civ pro, help

at last the bell tolls
stop talking about this case
I want to go home