so the real reason I need twitter:
Feb. 24th, 2013 12:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
v_greysonI need twitter because I don't have another forum in my life where I can rant/commiserate about the wrong opinions of people who think Jonathan Toews is overrated, like, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM. DO THEY EVEN WATCH HOCKEY? DO THEN KNOW WHAT A CORSI NUMBER IS? CAN I EXPLAIN HOW IT TRANSLATES TO "FUCK YOU, HE IS TOO GOOD AT HOCKEY"? HE HAS THE BEST FACEOFF WIN PERCENTAGE IN THE NHL. Get outttt.
Also, now that I've broken up with tumblr, where do I blather about how Patricks Kane and Sharp are definitely having a ton of amazing sex and Johnny is definitely not jealous, nope, he's not angrily jerking off in his empty, cold, silent hotel room, thinking about seeing them in the hallway, Kaner tipped against Sharpy's side, laughing, head back, the long pale stretch of his throat, and Sharpy finally managing to get the key to swipe and guiding Kaner into the room with a hand on the small of his back. Johnny isn't thinking about any of that and he's definitely not jealous of Sharpy probably pushing Kaner down on the bed, shoving him around a little, biting that vulnerable spot on the side of Kaner's neck, rolling Kaner onto his belly and stripping him out of his clothes and absolutely in no way does Johnny come while picturing Kaner looking back over his shoulder, saying c'mon, do it, because that image would sear itself into his mind and in the morning when he sees Sharpy lean over and say something to Kaner at breakfast with a mischievous smirk, Johnny would cough and feel the back of his neck get red and almost choke on his eggs. And obviously that's undignified, so it does not happen. At all.
...THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
Also, now that I've broken up with tumblr, where do I blather about how Patricks Kane and Sharp are definitely having a ton of amazing sex and Johnny is definitely not jealous, nope, he's not angrily jerking off in his empty, cold, silent hotel room, thinking about seeing them in the hallway, Kaner tipped against Sharpy's side, laughing, head back, the long pale stretch of his throat, and Sharpy finally managing to get the key to swipe and guiding Kaner into the room with a hand on the small of his back. Johnny isn't thinking about any of that and he's definitely not jealous of Sharpy probably pushing Kaner down on the bed, shoving him around a little, biting that vulnerable spot on the side of Kaner's neck, rolling Kaner onto his belly and stripping him out of his clothes and absolutely in no way does Johnny come while picturing Kaner looking back over his shoulder, saying c'mon, do it, because that image would sear itself into his mind and in the morning when he sees Sharpy lean over and say something to Kaner at breakfast with a mischievous smirk, Johnny would cough and feel the back of his neck get red and almost choke on his eggs. And obviously that's undignified, so it does not happen. At all.
...THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
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Date: 2013-02-24 02:45 pm (UTC). . . you can blather about that here. Yes. Excellent choice. I would read all of the words about repressed Jonathan Toews.
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Date: 2013-02-27 02:17 am (UTC)AND YES I can see how he fills the Stevie Y-shaped void for you, because he fills the Joe Sakic void for me (DON'T THROW THINGS, I'M JUST SAYING MY FEELS HERE) of like NOBLE CAPTAIN who will fight into the last millisecond to put his team ahead AH GOD I'M SO FULL OF EMOTIONS. Anyway, saying he's overrated as a player is like...WHAT ELSE DO YOU EVEN WANT, I don't understand, he's ACTUALLY GOOD AT HOCKEY and a SOLID HUMAN-TYPE PERSON with a Protestant work ethic that makes the Protestant work ethic look like a JOKE. WHAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT.
anyway that is my rant.
ILU, REPRESSED JONATHAN TOEWS. I usually like to claim that jealousy and UST are not my deal, but hahahahaha let's be real, the thought of sexually frustrated Tazer channeling his purifying rage into six points against, like, the Canucks or something, going back to the bench after every goal and sitting pointedly next to Kaner and glaring at him with his laser eyes, like a CAT BRINGING YOU A DEAD MOUSE AND STARING LIKE "NOW YOU WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR." that's just great and I DON'T KNOW WHY.
ALSO I WATCHED HOSS SCORE THE OVERTIME WINNER LAST NIGHT AND I WAS LIKE W H A T. HOW! IS! THIS! HAPPENING! I couldn't even talk to my hockey bro at work today about yesterday's game because I knew I would start shrieking UNDEFEATED IN REGULATION and then fling myself on the ground and weep about how the season is LITERALLY ALMOST HALF OVER and they haven't lost a game in regulation oh my godddddd. NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW EVERY OTHER TEAM WITH A POINTS STREAK THIS LONG WON THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT. NO ONE. DON'T SAY IT. I CAN'T THINK ABOUT IT.
Also those articles you sent melted my brain and my heart. Number one, GENO. GENO, BB. And mature supportive boyfriend Sidney Crosby awww. But I hope Geno is fixed soon. :( :( Concussions: THE WORST.
Number two, I am really enjoying the trend in articles full of 1) Sharpy fangirling Patrick Kane, 2) Patrick Kane sounding like a reasonable adult, 3) candid reflections on PKane's past/past transgressions, 4) HE WANTS TO STAY IN CHICAGO FOREVER AUUUUGHHHHH CRYYYYY. KANER BE GOOD. Also, everyone else, Imma let you finish but Patrick Sharp is THE #1 greatest hugest PKane fan of all time, OF ALL TIME. PATRICKS.
...Okay, the end. all my feels. GOOD NIGHT.
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Date: 2013-02-27 12:06 pm (UTC)OMG, repressed Toews, yes, there is not enough of him. I do love the la-la-la happily clueless Toews but would ALSO DIG THE HELL OUT OF sublimating Toews scoring goals and yelling because that is the only way he knows how to express his love.
Genooooooo. I hope he's better soon, like actually better. Because when they actually say oh, he had some short term memory loss instead of saying UPPER BODY INJURY, OKAY it is kind of scary. Sid can help him. And by help I mean cuddle.
UGH, PKane, your newly expressed maturity is SO APPEALING, did you read the thing after Toews picked a fight with Thornton and Kane was like, . . . no, I'm not gonna get in any fights soon, I need my HANDS to play HOCKEY WITH.
. . . JOHNNY. >:(